[He turns sharply on his heel to head back, but only manages a single step before letting out an undignified yelp—]
Ah, if you please—!
[Spider, this is an invasion of privacy! He's suddenly contorted while still standing, leaning so that his back arches as he tries to shake the spider loose. So far, no luck.]
A slight miscalculation— a minor setback, really—!
[He laughs, involuntary. Fitting, considering how ridiculous he looks at the moment.]
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Ah, if you please—!
[Spider, this is an invasion of privacy! He's suddenly contorted while still standing, leaning so that his back arches as he tries to shake the spider loose. So far, no luck.]
A slight miscalculation— a minor setback, really—!
[He laughs, involuntary. Fitting, considering how ridiculous he looks at the moment.]