[The entire time she speaks with the shopkeeper she's gritting her teeth, laughing weakly, and constantly apologizing for her, uh, pet. And occasionally jostling the bag as a warning. All the while resisting the urge to fling this frog so hard it enters another dimension entirely.
Deep breaths, Leia.
It's a struggle, but she manages to get the information she's looking for. Yes, there's a library nearby. And she's got directions and a map.
But unfortunately she has the most annoying frog in the entire known universe and it's taking every ounce of willpower she has to not shake this frog senseless. What's worse, is that she is almost certain this frog really does understand her and is acting out of spite, for some reason.
Call it another hunch. And her reporter's instincts are never wrong.
The second she exits the shop, she addresses her satchel with the obnoxious occupant inside.]
Forget the cat, I'm pretty sure frogs are considered a delicacy in some places, so unless you wanna be added to a menu, I suggest you keep your frog-mouth shut.
[Does she look crazy? Talking into her satchel in the middle of the street.]
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Deep breaths, Leia.
It's a struggle, but she manages to get the information she's looking for. Yes, there's a library nearby. And she's got directions and a map.
But unfortunately she has the most annoying frog in the entire known universe and it's taking every ounce of willpower she has to not shake this frog senseless. What's worse, is that she is almost certain this frog really does understand her and is acting out of spite, for some reason.
Call it another hunch. And her reporter's instincts are never wrong.
The second she exits the shop, she addresses her satchel with the obnoxious occupant inside.]
Forget the cat, I'm pretty sure frogs are considered a delicacy in some places, so unless you wanna be added to a menu, I suggest you keep your frog-mouth shut.
[Does she look crazy? Talking into her satchel in the middle of the street.]