"Hm," Minato crouched down, reaching out to poke the beleaguered frog on the side. "I suppose I could chuck you into a wall. Would you prefer that?"

There was also the sleepover option, but he was curious about the frog prince’s reaction nonetheless. Kissing seemed to be the fastest (and safest) and Minato hardly cared at this point. But if someone was going to be a sourpuss over a kiss, he may as well troll a little.