"Sounds like you had experience," Minato commented lightly, unaware that he was already doing it wrong when it came to frogs. Still, may as well try. He reached down to scoop Ren up. "Upsie daisy."

Only Minato could say that in the most deadpan way and yet still be incredibly dorky while doing so.

He tilted his head at the frog. "Does it matter where I kiss you?"