[ Ah yes. Spring. The time when nature awakens from its slumber, bringing smiles and joy to everyone. The time to celebrate the miracle of life, relish in bright colors and share delicious sweets with your friends.
All of that makes Ragna want to gag.
Well, that's not entirely true; he does appreciate the sunny weather at least, and even intended on enjoying it here on this park bench... until they came. They, of course, being the pesky little chocolate rodents that seem to be multiplying by second. Worse yet, they seem to have mistaken Ragna's (now green) hair for some delicacy and are constantly trying to get into his head to have a bite. Given all this, you can't really blame him for his sour mood, now can you? ]
That's it. Get back here, you little piece of shit!
[ That one bunny was the final straw, its attempt to go after Ragna's hair causing him to lunge for it, grabbing it with his hand and unceremoniously crushing the poor thing. Which, admittedly, was not one of his greatest ideas, seeing as he's now covered in the rabbit's (chocolate, but still) remains. ]
Ew, gross...
[ While he tries to remove the stains it finally registers in his head that he's got a company. A few of the local kids were playing in the park, searching for eggs and chasing the bunnies around. Now they're gaping at the man who's just murdered one of the chocolate animals in front of them, their eyes wide and full of fear. ]
The hell are you brats staring at? [ He almost instantly regrets his words, though, as the children's eyes start filling with tears. ] Oh, for fuck's sake─
[ That's all he gets to say before it gets drowned out by wails and sniffles. ]
down with the BEANSTALK
[ So, this seems like a good place to try out these new powers of his. Truth to be told, Ragna still isn't entirely sure how they're even supposed to work, but he's willing to give it a shot if it means getting this whole mess over with. With that thought in mind, he places both of his hands on the beanstalk, focusing on how much he hates the damn thing. That seems to do the trick, as after a brief moment the area where he touches the plant begins to wither, slowly shriveling and turning brown.
While he works on spreading the condition as far as possible, Ragna takes a small break to look at whoever is unfortunate enough to be around, nodding at the nearby chainsaw lying on the ground. ]
Well? Hurry up and move your lazy ass. I've only got two hands, y'know.
[ Even that isn't entirely accurate, but that's neither here nor there. ]
Ragna the Bloodedge | BlazBlue | The Grinch
[ Ah yes. Spring. The time when nature awakens from its slumber, bringing smiles and joy to everyone. The time to celebrate the miracle of life, relish in bright colors and share delicious sweets with your friends.
All of that makes Ragna want to gag.
Well, that's not entirely true; he does appreciate the sunny weather at least, and even intended on enjoying it here on this park bench... until they came. They, of course, being the pesky little chocolate rodents that seem to be multiplying by second. Worse yet, they seem to have mistaken Ragna's (now green) hair for some delicacy and are constantly trying to get into his head to have a bite. Given all this, you can't really blame him for his sour mood, now can you? ]
That's it. Get back here, you little piece of shit!
[ That one bunny was the final straw, its attempt to go after Ragna's hair causing him to lunge for it, grabbing it with his hand and unceremoniously crushing the poor thing. Which, admittedly, was not one of his greatest ideas, seeing as he's now covered in the rabbit's (chocolate, but still) remains. ]
Ew, gross...
[ While he tries to remove the stains it finally registers in his head that he's got a company. A few of the local kids were playing in the park, searching for eggs and chasing the bunnies around. Now they're gaping at the man who's just murdered one of the chocolate animals in front of them, their eyes wide and full of fear. ]
The hell are you brats staring at? [ He almost instantly regrets his words, though, as the children's eyes start filling with tears. ] Oh, for fuck's sake─
[ That's all he gets to say before it gets drowned out by wails and sniffles. ]
down with the BEANSTALK
[ So, this seems like a good place to try out these new powers of his. Truth to be told, Ragna still isn't entirely sure how they're even supposed to work, but he's willing to give it a shot if it means getting this whole mess over with. With that thought in mind, he places both of his hands on the beanstalk, focusing on how much he hates the damn thing. That seems to do the trick, as after a brief moment the area where he touches the plant begins to wither, slowly shriveling and turning brown.
While he works on spreading the condition as far as possible, Ragna takes a small break to look at whoever is unfortunate enough to be around, nodding at the nearby chainsaw lying on the ground. ]
Well? Hurry up and move your lazy ass. I've only got two hands, y'know.
[ Even that isn't entirely accurate, but that's neither here nor there. ]
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[ ooc: Wanna try something else? Go ahead! ]